Tonto and the Lone Ranger

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, Kemo Sabi, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars. "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, and then says, Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi, you dumb butt. Someone has stolen tent"
 





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