Detective Gomshu (in the natty yellow shirt),from over in Nashville is investigating a heinous crime at the KITTOM Lumber Company in the Eastern Tennessee mountains.
"Excuse me,"he asks the first sawyer he sees."Have you seen bad boy Jim?"
"Sure. I seen him," the sawyer says.
"When?"
"Couple days back. Said he needed a two-by-four."
"What for."
" No sir-- a two-by-four."
Solving this crime is going to take a looooong time in these parts!!!!